Now with more predictions!
There is no explanation for the title of this episode, other than Dan and Zack were left in a room unsupervised and now you have to listen to this show. But there are also predictions for tonight’s Impact Wrestling Slammiversary as we are in the middle of a red hot predictions summer.
| Jerry | Dan | Lisa | Zack | |
| Jody Threat and The Death Dollz (Courtney Rush & Jessicka) vs. The SHAWntourage (Gisele Shaw, Savannah Evans, Jai Vidal) | Threat & Death Dollz | Threat & Death Dollz | Threat & Death Dollz | Threat & Death Dollz |
| Impact Digital Media Championship: Joe Hendry (c) vs. Kenny King | King | Hendry | Hendry | King |
| Eddie Edwards vs. Frankie Kazarian | Kaz | Kaz | Edwards | Edwards |
| Knockout Tag Team Championship: The Coven (KiLynn King & Taylor Wilde) (c) vs. Killer Kelly and Masha Slamovich | Kelly & Slamovich | Kelly & Slamovich | The Coven | Kelly & Slamovich |
| Ultimate X for #1 Contendership to the X-Division Championship: Mike Bailey vs. Jonathan Gresham vs. Kushida vs. Kevin Knight vs. Angels | Gresham | Gresham | Bailey | Gresham |
| X-Division Championship: Chris Sabin (c) vs. Lio Rush | Sabin | Sabin | Sabin | Sabin |
| Impact Tag Team Championship: The ABC (Ace Austin & Chris Bey) (c) vs. Moose & Bryan Myers vs. Rich Swann & Sami Callihan vs. Subculture (Mark Andrews & Flash Morgan Webster) | The ABC | The ABC | Moose & Myers | The ABC |
| Scott D’Amore & TBD vs. Bully Ray & Deaner | D’Amore & TBA | D’Amore & TBA | D’Amore & TBA | D’Amore & TBA |
| Knockouts Championship: Deonna Purrazzo (c) vs. Trinity | Trinity | Trinity | Trinity | Trinity |
| Impact World Championship: Alex Shelley (c) vs. Nick Aldis | Aldis | Aldis | Aldis | Aldis |
The Finisher 