Yes it has been forever since I’ve done one of these. No, that’s not an alliterative title, unless you say it out loud. I blame a lack of caffeine and Hooked on Phonics. With four events this weekend, let’s hope one of these chucklepucks will pull away and finally dethrone Vacant, whose had possession of the belt since Backlash, which feels like a year and a half.

| Dan | Jerry | Lisa | Mike | Zack | |
| King of the Ring tournament final: Jey Uso vs. Oba Femi | Femi | Uso | Uso | Uso | Uso |
| Queen of the Ring tournament final: Liv Morgan vs. Iyo Sky | Sky | Morgan | Sky | Sky | Sky |
| WWE United States Championship: Trick Williams (c) vs. Ricky Saints | Williams | Williams | Williams | Williams | Williams |
| Steel Cage Match: Bron Breakker vs. Seth Rollins | Rollins | Rollins | Rollins | Rollins | Breakker |
| Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Gunther vs. Sami Zayn | Rhodes | Zayn | Rhodes | Rhodes | Zayn |
| WWE Women’s United States Championship: Tiffany Stratton (c) vs. Jade Cargill | Stratton | Cargill | Stratton | Stratton | Cargill |
With today’s booking decisions provided by Jerry:
I said Uso to win because somehow Brock Lesnar is going to screw Oba.
I think they’re trying to do the Becky two belt thing and that’s why I love Morgan is going to take it to go after Rhea because there’s bad blood there and try to take her title to be Liv two belts.
I don’t think they’re gonna take it off a trick just yet.
They’re pushing Jade a lot as of late. I think they’re gonna put a strap on her.
I think Seth Rollins will go over as he’s been put out by them in the past.
And just like oba match I think somehow Kevin Owens will show up to distract and give Sammy the win and then attack him setting up Sammy versus Kevin again.